Shaayar robbing Bank - funny Hindi Jokes

Ek Shaayar Kangali se Tang akar Bank me Daka Dalne gaya...

Bola...

Arz hai....

Takdeer me jo hai wahi Milega,
Hands Up koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega..

Cashier se-
Apne kuch Khwab apni Aankho se nikaal do,
Jo kuch bhi Locker me hai wo is Bag me daal do...

Bohot koshish karta hu uski yaad Bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare Police ko bulane ki..

Jate hue-

Bhula de Mujhe kya jata hai tera,
Goli maar dunga agar picha kiya mera..

 via- Hemang Desai