Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga, thodi hi der me Akashwani hui : Isme mat chad ye train track se utar jayegi
jaise hi PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi"Ye crash ho jayega"
BUS me aawaj aayi
"Ye khai me gir jayegi"
Ladka gusse se-"Kaun hai...?" Aawaz aai-"GOD"
Ladka-"Engineering me jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya....??? :P