Best Rajnikant Jokes

Best Rajnikant Jokes
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1. Jab Rajnikant school jaya karte the to school me bunk
    marne ka kam teachers ka huaa karta tha.
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2. Rajnikant Jab bhi Pyaz katata hai, Pyaz se pani ki
    bunde nikalti thai, Scientist kehte hai ki ae Pyaz ke aasun hai.
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3. Agar aap sochate hai ki Rajnikant ka dimag Computer se bhi tej chalta hai
   to aap thode se galat ho, Rajnikant ka dimag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi
   Tej chalta hai.
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4. Rajnikant etana tej bhaagta hai ki wo puri duniya ka chakkar lagakar
   apni pith ke piche khud hi mukka laga sakta hai.
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5. Ek kisan ne apne makke ke khet mai kauwe udaneke liye Rajnikant ki
   photo laga di, fir natija ae huaa ki kauwe agle hi din wo dane bhi wapas
   lane lage jo wo pichale sal le gaye the !!!