Why Manmohan always on silent made ?

Why Manmohan always on silent made ?

Because....

>> His remote is on mute mode.

>> M.Gandhi's silence halted riots. Manmohan's silence halted the Indian Economy.

>> Because he knows the truth.

>> He has no choice.His fundamental right of 'freedom of speech and expression' is curbed by his loyalty to the party and simplicity.

>> Intelligent people are always silent.

Best Rajnikant Jokes

Best Rajnikant Jokes
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1. Jab Rajnikant school jaya karte the to school me bunk
    marne ka kam teachers ka huaa karta tha.
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2. Rajnikant Jab bhi Pyaz katata hai, Pyaz se pani ki
    bunde nikalti thai, Scientist kehte hai ki ae Pyaz ke aasun hai.
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3. Agar aap sochate hai ki Rajnikant ka dimag Computer se bhi tej chalta hai
   to aap thode se galat ho, Rajnikant ka dimag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi
   Tej chalta hai.
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4. Rajnikant etana tej bhaagta hai ki wo puri duniya ka chakkar lagakar
   apni pith ke piche khud hi mukka laga sakta hai.
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5. Ek kisan ne apne makke ke khet mai kauwe udaneke liye Rajnikant ki
   photo laga di, fir natija ae huaa ki kauwe agle hi din wo dane bhi wapas
   lane lage jo wo pichale sal le gaye the !!!

best hindi indian latest jokes - call harassment 

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..

ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:" Hello..

Baccha:" Ullo pullo kullo !!

Aadmi:" Kaun hai be ??

Baccha:" Ek Insan

Aadmi:" Wo pata hai naam bol ??

Baccha:" Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi:" Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??

Baccha:" Prithvi pe..

Aadmi:" Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??

Baccha:" Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye

Aadmi:" Ruk saale..

apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..

Baccha:" Hello papa, main pappu... :p :O :D

Laughter Express

Laughter Express

(In Train)

TT : Kidhar jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!

Latest Best Hindi Shayari

Latest Best Hindi Shayari

Is Tarhse satane ki jarurat kya thi
Kamini dil ko jalaneki jarurat kya thi.

Jo nahi tha Ishq toh keh diya hota
Apni aukaat dikhaneki jarurat kya thi.

Malumtha tha agar ae khawab tut jayega
Manhus to fir nind mai ane ki jarurat kya thi.

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur me pabandi
Ek ashiq ki watt laganeki jarurat kya thi.

Maan lo agar ye ek trfa muhabbat thi to fir
Bhootni !!
Muje dekh k Muskraneki jarurat kya thi.

Santa for chicken dinner Indian Hindi jokes

Ek baar Santa hotel gaya aur Chicken ka Order kiya

Waiter - Sir French chicken or Spanish chicken??

Santa - Are bhai koi sa bhi le ke aa....

Muje kaun si baate karani hai....

Santa's girl friend hindi jokes

Santa Jokes in Hindi

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun

Tod Di?

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Banta: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi

Tha..

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Santa: Toh..?

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Banta: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki

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